yesterday i was walking down the street in bar harbor and this dude on a bike(which he was riding on the sidewalk) said "lemmings" under his breath. it was funny. and also, i heard baby's got back lounge style which was also funny. yesterday was full of weirdnesses. my laundry is not so very small...i think but i may encourage annie to go to bangor with me on wednesday anyway.

and then sarah was gone and there was great sadness among the people.

i have no motivation this morning to go to work, except that the sooner i go the sooner i can come home to annie and sarah and kitty. jack was hanging out in the kitchen this am so i couldn't steal bread to make annie toast, and so she's hungry. poor annie. i don't want to go to work!!! NO NO NO. tired of work. there was a wicked thunderstorm last night and now today is all windy and such. it's lovely. kitty is sitting by the window and her fur is ruffled in the wind. must get dressed, must go to good paying and enjoyable job. must must must.

last night sarah and i went to see the two towers which annie projected very well. even though it's the longest movie ever and it was her day off and she was most unhappy. today i am taking sarah to northeast harbor where the pornographically wealthy live and play. she'll get to see where i work and we'll have a jolly good time. this morning annie had to be at work at 8:30 but when i woke up the phone alarm said 10:30 and i had a minor coronary and so did annie. but then it was only 7:10 and the phone is just broken. or something. whew. we have so much planned for sarah and so little time to do it. so we're going to have 4 or 5 adventures on wednesday. someone called me to work on my day off, but i'm going to pretend that my phone is broken and hopefully she'll find someone else to cover for her. i'm a total whore for this because she covers for me all the time. but annie and i only have two days to see eachother and it would be tres awful if i had to work. sarah and i reenacted the civil war with my civil war teddies and it was both entertaining and historically accurate. although i don't think annie's mom really thought it was that funny. what kind of person doesn't think the civil war was funny. err...

i use peepees because i'm refering to the functions of a kitty, which even while it involves excrement kitties add cuteness to all things. you can say boobies it's just unrefined and it makes my skin crawl. say boobies all you like. boobies, boobies, boobies! now i'm going to have adds for the wonderbra and plastic surgery. but anyway. we have a sarah. and apparently we picked her up at the dunkin donuts famous for it's hookers. we had no idea. and we didn't actually pick her up there. her mom couldn't find it and we actually picked her up at a burger king with no hooker affiliation that we know of. although annie and i did stand around the d&d for a while. errr. anyway we sort of went the wrong way to portland and we got to see all sorts of stuff. like bad neighborhoods, and u maine, and where the portland sea dogs play. ooooh!!! we're going to a bangor lumberjacks game tonight(maybe tonight) and it's going to be good fun. it's 3 whole dollars!!! it's all part of annie's birthday fun and sarah's visit. when you come kirsten we'll have a page of fun for you too! last night we watched crazy beautiful which is a tear jerker and not so terrible. yay for that. right now sarah and i are preparing to go and make birthday fun for annie who is at work. mwahahaha!!!

all of my blogs are annie this, annie that. this time annie took me rowing at sunset and we saw a seal...and the water was so beautiful it was like glass and not like water at all. yay for maine.

annie taught me to skip stones yesterday. i got to 6 skips, i'm so proud. it's chilly today. silly maine. we're going to see dracula on saturday at the opera house. it's a production from new york that the opera ladies friends all did. tres exciting. i listened to the second book of the lord of the rings and they left it in an exciting spot. bastards. so now i must go to the library before work so i can fulfill my lord of the rings need. kitty did not howl all night. she did meow at annie's head for a bit, and she tossed her scratching pad down the hallway. kitty has huge peepees in her litter box and we've been worried about her little furry kidneys but it just seems to be her pattern. she runs around and plays like she feels just fine. i think it's undignifying for her to be seen in the litter box and therefor goes very little. we're not sure. we rode our bikes to the camp yesterday and we didn't die once. we were both impressed. this morning there was a young buck hanging out in the backyard munching. he was cute. the mean new lady hasn't been so terrible lately. atleast not to me. she's stepping way more on the other girls job and than mine. on wednesday we went to COA which is very beautiful and full of old homes. it's very cool. and kirsten you would have died! the tofu from the cafeteria was so good. very unmarriot. i hope you're doing better. we miss you guys too.

annie and i broke out our sparklers last night. they were really cool, like little fireworks instead of just regular sparklers. It was very exciting. and we didn't set the house on fire. which was exciting. our alarms were weird this morning and annie was a little late for work. we rented igby goes down and a movie that i'm watching that i can't remember the name. igby goes down was not completely satisfying. which makes quite a score of movies that we have rented which are rather awful. although the one i'm watching now isn't so bad. it has edward burns whom i like. ryan phillippe is annie's boyfriend. she thinks he's very attractive. hehe. she's cute. life or something like it, that's what this movie is called. it has angelina jolie and she's short strategically to avoid her tattoos. i just noticed. it's pretty interesting. kitty was howling all night for no particular reason. sheesh kitty.

I am preparing to play hookie today. i'm going to pretend that i don't feel well. there is a new manager at work, a part time manager, and i dislike her greatly. i was trying to be open minded, but i've decided that i hate her and i can't work with her. the search for a new job begins again. sarah has not returned my email, that bitch. i'm astounded. i have to go to NH tomorrow to get car inspected. i think my parents and reid are going to meet me in portsmouth. good times. i have to call one of the owners and tell them i'm ill. annie said not to use too many details. or they'll know i'm faking. we'll see, i'm going to call. well i left a message, and i totally did not sound perky or give too many details. actually i'm going to go food shopping and make cereal bars and send out resumes. i saw on annie's box of cereal that you can make cereal bars with honey and chocolate chips and i'm excited. she said i'm a housewife. oh well.

well the new blogger is exciting. last night princess was on a rampage. she was possessed. every night she brings her jingly ball up on the bed, but last night she sat over it meowed for what must have been hours. sheesh. i got pictures of her with the ball in her mouth. so cute. in non kitty news i have to drive to NH to have my car inspected. i have to figure out what is the closest point in NH where one can get their car inspected. sarah, we are so excited that you're coming. when are you coming, did you get a ticket? should i get you a ticket? let me know. we've got big plans. it is too bad that we are too far for your house warming party kirsten, but i hope the naked people are able to enjoy that yummy cake. my room is covered in drying clothes. it's very like school. yesterday i bought myself a portable tire inflator...but not a drying rack. i'm very excited about my tire inflator. it plugs into the cigarette lighter. kirsten...congrats on the claires job. i hope it works out. i wish i were a kitty. they look like they are having so much fun. wouldn't it be fun to be furry and soft. and have cute paws. i don't have to work till three, i don't know what to do with myself. so much free time.

precious princess and i are sitting in the heat of maine enjoying a nice cool breeze. I've decided that on my days off when I am left to my own devices i shall lay on my bed and read. and put aside silly conventionalities like bathing and getting one's oil changed. these things can be done, another day. kitty actually can bathe and lay on the bed at the same time which is a luxury i must say I am envious of. as annie has told me, deer isle is on a huge granite ledge, and so every sound echoes. but still, i keep hearing voices and thinking there's someone in the house when there is no one there. kitty looks hot today, but i am resisting the impusle to shave her. neither kitty nor annie's mom would approve i think. there isn't very much going on today. I spent the day reading harry potter to no one's great surprise. I also forgot to drink water today and have a terrible dehydration headache. and so i sit and sip and feel like an idiot. who forgets to drink water. it's like those skinny bitches who forget to eat. well, worse i suppose because one needs water more than food. i am resisting the urge to get iced tea. bad amy. how is everyone doing? i must report that the accident annie had left very littly damage to her buick, which makes me think how very totalled my car would be in the same crash. thank god for buicks.

our kitty fetches. how adorable is that. she jumped up on the bed today with the jingly ball in her mouth. so cute. and also, this is the only place on earth it's not raining...and we're gonna have a picnic.

so i was telling you all about kitty's new digs when she started walking on the puter and posted her own incomplete blog. she's a smarty pants. a smarty furry pants. she keeps walking around me and meowing. anyway, we had a very busy day yesterday. annie harris rowed me out in the ocean yesterday and started to teach me how to row. i rowed in like three feet of water, and i turned the boat around myself. i'm so proud of myself. later we'll row all the way to the island and have a picnic...but i need some practice on the high seas...insert annie's hysterical laughter here. we went shopping for ourselves after we shopped for kitty and we spent a lot more time than we meant to. we were supposed to say goodbye to lindsay at like 9 which was when we were leaving bangor. so we were a little late, and the fog on the blueberry fields was awful. we couldn't see more than five feet in front of us. I'm watching a movie about hair pieces in northern ireland. it's pretty funny so far. kitty likes it. i'm going to use kitty treats to tempt princess into scratching on her new house. we spent so long choosing it we need some kind of validation. we think sarah should come for a week when she visits. we have grand plans. miss sarah. we think you should come the wednesday before the 18th, and maybe stay till the wednesday after. or something. like that. would be fun. let us know.

Yesterday annie and i spent over an hour choosing a scratching post for princess. actually what we chose is a kitty beach house with ocean view. so far princess has shown no interest. let's hope she

Yesterday annie and i spent over an hour choosing a scratching post for princess. actually what we chose is a kitty beach house with ocean view. so far princess has shown no interest. let's hope she

so, annie's mom and brother came over to see kitty last night, and it took hours to find her. and when annie did find her behind the sofa we looked behind five thousand times, she was friendly and sweet. not at all the evil monster they said she was at the humane society. not so very humane at all. kitty was lost again this am but once again annie found her, this time upstairs hiding. she came and had breakfast with us, and now she is scoping out my bed. the humane society said she never purred, but we've had a few purrs out of her. she's our baby now. and she is indeed a precious princess, her name is miss precious princess. in other news, i have hysterical pictures of annie kissing and hugging a tree for you sarah. very funny. I think kitty and i are going to take a nap together. i'll let you know if i survive.

saw the kitty, very pretty. she was not pleased to see me though. i'm sure we'll get on famously. i have tomorrow off. i'm so excited. ofcourse annie has to work all day, but i get to go to the opera house and see the hours and watch annie project...or whatever. so, i decided today that i don't like driving. although i got the lord of the rings on cd, which is quite fun. it makes my journey seem not so long or terrifying. not that it's really terrifying. it's beautiful. the mountains were all misty today and it was very lovely. everyone should come visit. so anyway, i have nothing of any real interest to say. i want kitty to be my friend. she's furry and she looks soft. if we were friends i could pet her and we could frolic. but she's rumored to be sort of a bitchy cat, which is why annie's mom had to adopt her, but i want to be her friend anyway. her name is princess, which is exactly what she is. she can sleep with sarah when sarah comes to visit. i'm sure you'll get along famously.

annie's mom adopted the worls meanest cat, and it's living in our house. it just got here today...but err i haven't met her yet. well, more to it, i can't find her. she is supposedly huge, and very beautiful. i'm off to look again. wish me luck.

so...long time no blog. i just finished scrubbing our toilet and i thought...blog! so we went to acadia again today. we bought a year pass so we can visit lots. we went to sand beach which is very beautiful and also to thunder hole but not at high tide so we weren't swept out to sea. maybe when sarah visits we can go again and get lucky. we were told we were living in squalor...err so i've been cleaning. actually i've only done the bathroom, but in my opinion that is usually the most important thing to clean. so i'm sure you all just drool over hearing what i cleaned today, so i'll tell you about our day. we visited the puppy this morning on our way to acadia and he is soooo big. it's not right. then when we were going through ellsworth i had a mean face tournament with a child in a pickup. and then...we went to the park and drove around and then we came home and visited puppy again and now annie is showing the pianist which i wanted to see but not at a theatre because it's scary. hillcrest, which is on the crest of a hill, is right by the road and i have my shades up and i keep seeing these trucks and suv's racing over the hill in the middle of the road and i thoroughly expect to see an accident any time. i have my 911 dialing fingers at the ready. sarah, you must come visit. annie asks every day when you're coming. i miss you too, by the way. i hope you're enjoying your summer. we have a package for you aswell, we'll probably post it tomorrow. you'll just LOVE it. so how is everyone? kirsten, where are you working, and how is amy m? also kirsten can you get us emily's email address? i miss her too.

it is funny that your name is in my blog most. hmmm. hey, i got promoted yesterday. this is good because a) i'll get a whole dollar more per hour and b) because i have flexibility in at least part of my schedule. oh and c) because it might lead to an all year position. we'll see. annie and i went to Acadia yesterday and drove up the highest point on the eastern coast. it was very beautiful indeed. and sunday we're going to go back and do the paying parts of the park and maybe see the fyord (or fiord) which is supposed to be spectacular. i'm very excited. also, note to sarah, you will like this place very much and you should come visit...maybe in July, like around the 18th...annie wants you for her birthday...we'll get you a ribbon, it'll be grand. I have to go to work again soon. sigh. sarah, we're gonna call you tonight...so err, if you're not gonna be home you can leave us a message!