to my lost keys

dear keys,
how i have neglected you. i am so sorry. you must feel taken for granted and abandoned. you help me every day to get me in to my car, and in to my home, and your thanks is to be lost with no hope of being found. you have a lovely hood key chain, you have my shaw's card which supplies me with valuable discounts. and you have been lost. i looked everywhere, but i could not find you. i've left you all alone, in the house, probably weeping. thinking we'll never be together again. i want you to know that i am thinking about you, and where you might be.
your ever loving owner, Amy