apparently if you're in a hurry, and you've lived here for thirty years, but you don't bank here even though it's closest to your business, i should go out of my way to make change for you ahead of customers. and when you're rude to me i should see how i've wronged you and fall to my knees and raise the dollar bills and quarter rolls on a velvet pillow slowly up to your hands while averting my unworthy eyes. bitch.