ring ring "hello blank blank, amy speaking, how can i help you?"
"hello, atm company here, your atm is down."
"no it's not"
"our computer says it is"
"it's not, i just checked it"
"are you sure?"
"yes"
"ok"
"bye"

that was yesterday.

today:

"hello, this is amy, our atm is down."
"our computer says it's fine"
"well, it's not working"
"i don't know what's wrong with it, are you sure it's not working"
"yes. it's a holiday weekend. make it work or face my wrath."
"ok, i 'll call you back."

i am an amy to be feared today. such is my wrath. ROAR!