because we're pretending to go on vacation instead of actually going, i've been walking around saying i can't wait to go to "maryland" complete with finger quotes. i'm very excited to sleep in. and wash dishes. and go to the grocery store. and get my hair cut.
since we're going to "maryland" in about an hour, i have a lot to do. it's alot of work pretending you were earning your pay for a whole week while your boss was gone. i should get a raise. atleast i'm getting a haircut. my sister was very generous when she said it looked like i meant it to be that way. but i know she's lying. but actually, her hair hasn't grown that much since her last cut in february. we thought it was stress. and then went and got pregnant which is supposed to make your hair grow. and yet, nothing. craziness. hair craziness.