we're going to canada this weekend and it's going to be hot. if i wanted a hot vacation, i wouldn't have chosen canada folks. it better be temperate, it wouldn't be right to sweat in canada. it's not the done thing. while we're there, sweating, i'm going to go to a bookstore and buy 7 postcards that are 4 for a dollar. or maybe 9. this happens all the time at my store and i just don't understand it. do there people have an odd number of acquaintances just to annoy me? is that probably an unreasonable thought. i would buy 8, if they were four for a dollar. unless i only had two dollars, and then i'd buy 7, to account for the tax. under no circumstances would i buy nine. if there are 9 people i had to send a postcard to, well, someone would get cut. "oh you didn't get the card! matt don't you remember mailing it? i must have misaddressed it. well, it really was beautiful" i had to get that out because when people come up to buy 7 or 9 i really want to ask them why? WHY NOT 8? but i think since it's so obviously my anal compulsive disorder i shouldn't assault the public.
i should also mention that i'm tired. and i've been tired. and i'm making matt tired with my senseless ranting and hyper caffeinatedness. what does he mean i wear him out?