yesterday i was walking down the street in bar harbor and this dude on a bike(which he was riding on the sidewalk) said "lemmings" under his breath. it was funny. and also, i heard baby's got back lounge style which was also funny. yesterday was full of weirdnesses. my laundry is not so very small...i think but i may encourage annie to go to bangor with me on wednesday anyway.

and then sarah was gone and there was great sadness among the people.

i have no motivation this morning to go to work, except that the sooner i go the sooner i can come home to annie and sarah and kitty. jack was hanging out in the kitchen this am so i couldn't steal bread to make annie toast, and so she's hungry. poor annie. i don't want to go to work!!! NO NO NO. tired of work. there was a wicked thunderstorm last night and now today is all windy and such. it's lovely. kitty is sitting by the window and her fur is ruffled in the wind. must get dressed, must go to good paying and enjoyable job. must must must.

last night sarah and i went to see the two towers which annie projected very well. even though it's the longest movie ever and it was her day off and she was most unhappy. today i am taking sarah to northeast harbor where the pornographically wealthy live and play. she'll get to see where i work and we'll have a jolly good time. this morning annie had to be at work at 8:30 but when i woke up the phone alarm said 10:30 and i had a minor coronary and so did annie. but then it was only 7:10 and the phone is just broken. or something. whew. we have so much planned for sarah and so little time to do it. so we're going to have 4 or 5 adventures on wednesday. someone called me to work on my day off, but i'm going to pretend that my phone is broken and hopefully she'll find someone else to cover for her. i'm a total whore for this because she covers for me all the time. but annie and i only have two days to see eachother and it would be tres awful if i had to work. sarah and i reenacted the civil war with my civil war teddies and it was both entertaining and historically accurate. although i don't think annie's mom really thought it was that funny. what kind of person doesn't think the civil war was funny. err...

i use peepees because i'm refering to the functions of a kitty, which even while it involves excrement kitties add cuteness to all things. you can say boobies it's just unrefined and it makes my skin crawl. say boobies all you like. boobies, boobies, boobies! now i'm going to have adds for the wonderbra and plastic surgery. but anyway. we have a sarah. and apparently we picked her up at the dunkin donuts famous for it's hookers. we had no idea. and we didn't actually pick her up there. her mom couldn't find it and we actually picked her up at a burger king with no hooker affiliation that we know of. although annie and i did stand around the d&d for a while. errr. anyway we sort of went the wrong way to portland and we got to see all sorts of stuff. like bad neighborhoods, and u maine, and where the portland sea dogs play. ooooh!!! we're going to a bangor lumberjacks game tonight(maybe tonight) and it's going to be good fun. it's 3 whole dollars!!! it's all part of annie's birthday fun and sarah's visit. when you come kirsten we'll have a page of fun for you too! last night we watched crazy beautiful which is a tear jerker and not so terrible. yay for that. right now sarah and i are preparing to go and make birthday fun for annie who is at work. mwahahaha!!!

all of my blogs are annie this, annie that. this time annie took me rowing at sunset and we saw a seal...and the water was so beautiful it was like glass and not like water at all. yay for maine.

annie taught me to skip stones yesterday. i got to 6 skips, i'm so proud. it's chilly today. silly maine. we're going to see dracula on saturday at the opera house. it's a production from new york that the opera ladies friends all did. tres exciting. i listened to the second book of the lord of the rings and they left it in an exciting spot. bastards. so now i must go to the library before work so i can fulfill my lord of the rings need. kitty did not howl all night. she did meow at annie's head for a bit, and she tossed her scratching pad down the hallway. kitty has huge peepees in her litter box and we've been worried about her little furry kidneys but it just seems to be her pattern. she runs around and plays like she feels just fine. i think it's undignifying for her to be seen in the litter box and therefor goes very little. we're not sure. we rode our bikes to the camp yesterday and we didn't die once. we were both impressed. this morning there was a young buck hanging out in the backyard munching. he was cute. the mean new lady hasn't been so terrible lately. atleast not to me. she's stepping way more on the other girls job and than mine. on wednesday we went to COA which is very beautiful and full of old homes. it's very cool. and kirsten you would have died! the tofu from the cafeteria was so good. very unmarriot. i hope you're doing better. we miss you guys too.

annie and i broke out our sparklers last night. they were really cool, like little fireworks instead of just regular sparklers. It was very exciting. and we didn't set the house on fire. which was exciting. our alarms were weird this morning and annie was a little late for work. we rented igby goes down and a movie that i'm watching that i can't remember the name. igby goes down was not completely satisfying. which makes quite a score of movies that we have rented which are rather awful. although the one i'm watching now isn't so bad. it has edward burns whom i like. ryan phillippe is annie's boyfriend. she thinks he's very attractive. hehe. she's cute. life or something like it, that's what this movie is called. it has angelina jolie and she's short strategically to avoid her tattoos. i just noticed. it's pretty interesting. kitty was howling all night for no particular reason. sheesh kitty.

I am preparing to play hookie today. i'm going to pretend that i don't feel well. there is a new manager at work, a part time manager, and i dislike her greatly. i was trying to be open minded, but i've decided that i hate her and i can't work with her. the search for a new job begins again. sarah has not returned my email, that bitch. i'm astounded. i have to go to NH tomorrow to get car inspected. i think my parents and reid are going to meet me in portsmouth. good times. i have to call one of the owners and tell them i'm ill. annie said not to use too many details. or they'll know i'm faking. we'll see, i'm going to call. well i left a message, and i totally did not sound perky or give too many details. actually i'm going to go food shopping and make cereal bars and send out resumes. i saw on annie's box of cereal that you can make cereal bars with honey and chocolate chips and i'm excited. she said i'm a housewife. oh well.