please note that this is not finished...she talks really fast!
Attention Shoppers!
Attention 9-5 folks, cell phone masses, the up and coming classes
Attention sports utility, plastic surgery surburbanites, viagra popping gucci shopping urbanites
Attention George Clooney loonies, promise keeper sheep
stockbroker sleepwalkers, big investment talkers, Ricki Lake watchers
Attention walmart congregation, shop 'til you drop generation
Attention Nation!
America's on sale!

We've unstocked the welfare pantry to restock the wallstreet gentry
It's economically elementary because values don't pay
Yes american dreams are on permanent layaway
There was limited availability anyway
The statue of liberty is being dismantled ten dollars a piece
to sit it on your mantle or hang it on your wall
by the small mom and child with lots of sally struthers
sisters and brothers, it's now or never
this deal won't last forever, America's on sale

restrictions may apply if you're black gay or female
and shoppers global perspective is 99% off because most of the boys don't count so well
our ethic inventory's low, because moral business has been slow