"catalogues are my new porn. Check it: I'm looking at things that theoretically exist, but which I will almost certainly never have access to in this lifetime. Pour over the glossy pictures all you want - fold down the corner of the page so you can go back to your favorites...to that saucy endtable, that wrought-iron bed frame, that little hussy of a chenille blanket - have you no shame, chenille blanket? You'd cover anyone."

this was stolen from http://mybeautifulhouse.blogspot.com/ because i thought it was irresistably funny