i should be glad that the snow isn't causing havoc but there just isn't enough to go sledding and i am in a sledding frenzy here. i need to sled. i want whooshing, and jollyness and post sledding cocoa. dammit. that said i can move on.
apparently the boys at hood are causing a ruckus. some idiot in memorial put a stripper pole in his room. dude. that's just lazy. they should go to West Virginia like the rest of us. no class. that has to be some kind of honor code violation...i just don't know which one.
there's the cutest little old man taking a walk today and i'm very worried he's going to fall down. mary said he walks in all weather, and always by himself. that's so sad. there was an old lady walking into town on the highway this morning and i signalled to pick her up and she told me to keep going. maybe it's my out of state plates. i'd hate to think i look like a serial killer. maybe it's because my car is messy.
we just got an emergency call to let us know you can get sponge bob on your checks. we thought we were being robbed. sponge bob is an important guy, apparently. more on sponge bob later...