just so you all know, i am a banking genius. i have opened five new accounts this week, all of which are strive for fives. for all of you who don't happen to be employees at my bank or annie, this is a good thing which means we are getting closer to our bonus goals. bonus goals, apparently, are the things we have to do to get bonuses equalling up to 10% of our pay. i am psyched because the more valuable things i do the less likely i'll be fired if i screw up. i hope. silly at will employment. on the downside tia did not get her transfer to ellsworth, and will have to stick it out driving to bar harbor every day all summer. gee, i wonder what that's like? if she complains too much she might end up loose coinage embedded in her skull.
*(be it known that the commute from ellsworth to BH is 1/2 hour and my former commute from Deer Isle to Bar Harbor was 1 1/2 hours, but i didn't complain, and to show you how vehemently i did not complain i'm complaining right now for your further information)