questions that annoy me because i am a prickly bitch type person:

"can i make this loan payment?" what am i gonna say, no. really folks.

"how are you?" from one of the people who work nextdoor as i am obviously heading to the bathroom. "well i have to pee and check my hair because i think during the racking boredom i might have pulled some out, you?"

"are you open?" if we weren't open, would i be answering the phone?