i almost forgot to update about the shark! roar!! it totally picks up dirt. even on the carpet, with the pile, you know the one which previously shunned all vacuuming efforts. i swear a tear came to my eye. it was a very special moment. and so now i must clean, or rather vacuum, everything in sight. you see, this vacuum has attachments. little hoses and nozzles for those hard to suck spaces. it's amazing. and y'all thought i was kidding about that stepford thing. sadly, no. all i need is a twinset and some pearls. and probably more hairspray. and a husband who is nice enough to lift his feet off the floor while i vacuum but doesn't put down his paper. and then i smile at the camera and shake my head slightly in that what we do for men because they're so helpless way.
please lord god send me some customers and i'll never lie to the priest again! i promise.