did i mention i have to give a speech tomorrow. about the myriad lessons learned in my stupid tuesday morning class. i was really hoping to get hit by a bus before this day arrived. or get a new job. or, well, anything besides have to give a speech about what the "customer" has taught me. all bullshit ideas welcome, i'm desperate. there were no qualifying factors of length or anything like that. it's not like they can fail me, or fire me for not getting what they want me to get out of the class. or maybe they can. i don't know. reckon i can google "generic graduation speech" ? 17 hours counting.