i bought self tanner this weekend. the desperation, it runs deep. it's not the traditional kind, it's called "natural glow" and i have high hopes. i got the fair skin formula (obviously) and i'm starting it today. that stuff isn't bad for you is it? she asks after using it. can't be as bad as a sunburn anyway. hopefully by the time i see sarah i'll be glowing naturally. i can't wait.

since i sold the del sol, i see one everywhere i go. it's starting to freak me out. i keep chanting "down with two seat hypocrisy!" but it doesn't make me feel any better. i can't believe it's gone, it's wonderful!


miss sarah, what are thoust plans? do you have employment? will you be free for a wee visit sometime? and did you know we're going to maryland for memorial day week and we'll be driving right by your house! twice! and it's suspiciously close to your birthday! and there are no periods in this whole paragraph! fuck punctuation!!!