"it could be worse-it could be S Club 7"

good morning! i think i'm becoming more tolerant of cold because i'm wearing a skirt today and i think i'll even walk to the post office in the course of the day, maybe even to rite aid if i'm feeling lucky.
they're talking about childhood snow adventures on the radio reminding me of when i went to catholic school. we all hated school so much we used to build snow caves at the bus stop so the driver would be fooled into believing we were all sick. and we planned to stay there all day, everyday. we had our lunches, we had toys, needless to say we took it all very seriously. and then every morning the driver would get off the bus and pull us out of the cave and we'd have to go to school with our kilts wet. but you can see it was a story of hope and perseverance because we still did it every morning with the hope that one day it would work. i really hated catholic school.
ooh this morning i used my unknown brute strength to almost snap a key in half in a bank lock. mary thought it was very funny and has told every customer about my skills at bending solid steel pieces of metal with my special powers. i feel like uri geller (sp?).
remember that geico comercial with the gecko and the lady in the field and generic sappy love song # 4 is playing in the background. that's a real song. it's playing on the radio. i thought it was a purposefully terrible love jingle written for tv. talk about depressing.