things that are worse than s club 7

note prior rant about the gecko song before reading this:

i'm sitting in the bank. the radio is on in the background. the gecko song comes on again. in the course of 2 hours the gecko love song plays twice. i look at mary, i look at the radio, i look at mary. mary laughs. i am pulled by forces unknown to me to hit my head against my desk. bam bam bam when all of a sudden it is louder and tia is singing. this is tia's favorite new song. tia loves this song. tia wants this song to be played at her wedding.
needless to say i gave myself a concussion and i had to leave early to rest.
that's what should have happened.
if there was a god that's what would have happened.