"John Cusack: the poor man's Matthew Broderick"

i feel that today is going to be a good day. stone face is off to a field trip in bangor, and i'm hoping my glasses are done so i too can go to bangor and get stuff for me and mrs. whatsit. my darling furry friend has a cheap like you would not believe water bottle from walmart that leaks all over her cage. i'm solved the problem by putting an odwalla cap under the bottle to contain the water but the mrs. doesn't like that and pushes the cap out of the way. so i have to change her bedding every day. damn walmart and the false promise of reliable goods for low prices.
but i still i have hope for the day. mary was giving me more martha stewart gossip. she was horribly rude to mary personally and let her dogs be naughty on her lawn when she first moved here. ooh ooh and one time in the pine tree market she wanted to use the phone and the girl said no and she made a big deal about being famous and then david rockefeller tapped her on the shoulder and pointed to the pay phone. the rockefellers are so nice, and normal, with all their billions of dollars. uhhh i think i just ate some bad yogurt. mary said it wasn't bad unless it was green but i think there have to be more factors than that.
i tried to talk JJ into starting a blog, but she said she wouldn't have anything to say. she who is going to be teaching high school in frederick has nothing to say. i suspect there will be hijinx a plenty.
I have to say I'm saddened that NH voted for Kerry although i'm not surprised. I have to call my mom and see who she fought with at the polls. she always fights with the campaigners. she also invites jehovah's witnesses in for a chat. it's so funny/embarrassing. because my mother was a nun, it's hysterical to watch her argue doctrinal import with those who unknowingly walk into her web of catholicism. she thinks it's highly innapropriate to violate peoples homes with religion. she does the same thing with the phone poll people, especially if they're GOP. some poor kid called and asked my mom if she supported privatizing social security..."do poor people have stockbrokers to invest their social security, no, poor people make money decisions based on food and heat to care for their kids, what's wrong with you!" my mommy!