maam, why did you give me $300 in cash to pay your mortgage and then take out $300 from your savings in cash. and when i asked how you'd like the bills you said "anything" and then ask for 100's when i give you 20's. and then, grrr and then..., why did you give me back the hundreds for money orders which would have been free from the savings. why why why did you do this to me?
i should mention that she did that super gross licking of the fingers thing before handing me the $300 which predisposed me to loathe her. if she hadn't done the finger licking thing i might have waived the fees for the money orders, maybe. licking your fingers and then handing me money is like licking me. and generally, i don't let strangers lick me. it's un-hygienic.