customer "i used to strip for a living, for about 12 years. i fell off two stages stripping while drunk. but it didn't stop me. i incorporated it into the act (gives me a general idea as to what she did). shit happens when you're drunk."
me "no doubt"
customer "yup, but you got to keep on going"
me "yup. well, have a good day."

mary misses all the best stuff when she's on lunch.