April 08, 2005

mary "can you give a dog the heimlich?" after one of our furry customers ate his bone too fast. no one seems to be sure if you can give a dog the heimlich. but fear not, the dog is fine and will live to enjoy many more bones. (aside, all of the dogs that come in are trained to sit patiently in front of mary's desk and wait for their bones. it's like her private dog fan club.)
so dinner was good, he said he knew better than to complain (which really, is a step up for me). we watched cold mountain and i learned that mr. matchmaker is coming in today with the express purpose to tease me. poor bastard, has no idea what he's in for. matt suggested "what an insensitive bastard you set me up with" but i think we're going to go with the diamonds are forever website and see if we can scratch together some bridal magazines. hehehe.

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