did i mention he also rid my house of a very large arachnid without saying "ugh, it's just a spider". i love that. that is practically a marriage-able quality (she says jokingly in a discernably jokey manner). but really, i could get used to the doing my bidding without complaint thing. power trip, i guess. i am a god who can banish species with my magical powers. or maybe i uttered an ungodly scream when i saw the thing scuttle accross the floor and pointed madly until he caught it and took it outside. but hell, it's magic in my book if i don't have to think about spidy-spiders in my room.
our new person just arrived. praise all that is holy, we can take lunch again.