my favorite referral terms of this week are:
chilled plum hair...did it work for you, did your fake boyfriend notice?
gavrillo princip, and the life and times of gavrillo princip...welcome highschool seniors, sorry you're taking ap euro.
marden's discount, NH...there are no mardens in nh, sorry y'all. try building nineteen, my brother works there...the guy who looks amish. no, i'm not joking.

i spent saturday with mr. matt and sunday sorting my clothes for good will*. i was supposed to go home this weekend...but i am also supposed to get the car inspected this month...so uhh i'll go home next weekend. it's also been icky and rainy and no fun for driving**. so we hung out at my house playing trivial pursuit and watching movies and petting chairman meow. it was a good time. he spent his morning shaving off his beard, an act for which he will suffer mightily today. but he looks less like a member of zz top now and the change is quite pleasant. it seems the last time he sported the clean shaven look was his highschool graduation. can't wait to have dinner with his family now. actually, it can't be as bad as families previously. i'll be allowed to talk to them properly, without "don't mention this, and they don't know about that and FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T SOUND GAY!!!". his family doesn't know about the, err, gay thing*** and it's highly unlikely (i hope) that there would be any reason to ask me about my past relationships. friendly dinner and all. deflect deflect deflect...maybe i'll stop at the church and light a candle.
yesterday i did some necessary shopping at target and the mall. i stopped in to the gap and picked up some discount t-shirts. black ones. which apparently is the only color i know how to buy. as i was cleaning out for spring i noticed that i have two shelves of black shirts, and then there's the closet. do i always dress like the devil's handmaiden or what? mary said "maybe you're a vampire?" ha, funny. she also said "you wear colors...uhm, like brown...and uhm...pink?".

*do i really wear that much black?
**matt stopped by on friday afternoon to say hi and suggest that i go home friday night so i wouldn't have to drive in the rain. part of me is like "uhm, i do know how to drive" and part of me is all "aww, he doesn't want me to die".
***i said that what he told them was up to him, i'm not ashamed but i don't see a need to broadcast either.