matt broke his self on saturday moving machinery, so on sunday he came shopping with me. and he thought this was the easy option, HA. we went to sam's where i bought 4 pounds of butter and spent the rest of the time marveling at the enormous amount of crap available in bulk. if we bought the things we buy there i don't know where we'd put them all. 64 klondike bars. WHY? but then who needs 4 pounds of butter?*

because i had him at my disposal all day and we were in bangor, we decided to go out to lunch. since we're pizza whores whenever we can be, we decided to go to pizza hut because we saw a new one at the mall. to be honest we had planned our whole day around pizza once we had spied it. and then when we were all hungry we drove up and it's not open yet. it was a pizza mirage. we ended up at sbarro, equally whore-ish and decidedly cheaper but just not the same. and then because it was community day the girlscouts were at the mall and because they practice some kind of mind power we bought more girlscout cookies. i knew they were there and that's why i wanted to avoid going in to the mall. so actually it's pizza hut's fault that i bought more girlscout cookies and two pairs of shoes on clearance at filene's. i doubt matt will ever choose shopping with me as the lazy option again. he'd probably be more relaxed moving thousand pound machines all day.



*for a skinny boy he really eats a lot of butter. poor arteries.