will the memes every fucking stop. no. but hey this one's kind of neat.

10 things i've done you probably haven't: (in reverse order thus showing off my creativity...ahem)

10. had lunch with moonshadow matt. who showed excellent taste not only by dining with me, ahem again, but by also choosing grilled cheese and iced tea. good man.
9. been mistaken for a walmart employee more than once. (i really don't think i look that helpful)
8. almost got beat up by cheerleaders, in a library (who knew cheerleaders even went to the library...insert feminist appaul here) i don't think that's a proper use of that word...
7. handled counterfeit money someone was trying to pass as real.
6. spoken to james earl jones on the phone, albeit very briefly (dick is out of the running on this one)
5. set fire to my kitchen boiling water.
4. held and operated the bolt on a Mannlicher-Carcano
3. fainted during a lesson on childbirth in 7th grade, resulting in a concussion
2. worked for a company that sold cemetery software. who knew?
1. sold an art project for actual money and i'm still shocked.