March 04, 2005

yesterday, because i am an undercover pimp daddy, i bought little lights for the valve caps of my wheels. i really don't know what possessed me. i have no memory of it, i swear. but it seems they are only for show and off road use. does this mean i'll get arrested. i guess jail is all part of being a pimp daddy, i just don't know if i'm ready for the commitment.
i also bought my first car air freshener. i have been sort of taken with the hula girls who shake their assets for the driving public, but thus far i've overcome the urges. and then i saw a glittery orange plastic fantail air freshener, and it was love at first sight. now i can stare at it's cute be-finned backside all around town. (sarah, it's just like fluffy! but with glitter!)
clearly i have become one of those honda people. with the diapers. i heart driving this car. a lot. and since he's so keen i've promised to teach matt to drive standard. he came in special to ask a few days ago and since it means so much to him, how can i refuse. check me, i'm so hot for honda i'm proselytizing.

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