and then sara pulled an amy and dropped her dinner on the floor. and since i know that territory well, i reached for cleaner in the cabinet. and she said "is that for carpets" and i said "it says all purpose" and she said "as long as it doesn't have bleach in it" and i said "no, it's super natural*" and she said "well shit, it better clean the carpet".

*bio-degradable et c.