this morning just as we were starting to get our bank on* (**), mary's superior called. and she's saying "uh-huh, shorthanded, uh-huh...really. oh, ok" and on and on and i'm once again going "not me, not me, not me". but it totally wasn't so it's all good. it's even weirded than me going to the M.O., the M.O. is coming here. see, i said it was weird. they're going to be short of training capable folks at the world headquarters so the "mary 'blank' school of banking" is open for business.*** so we're going to have, like, lots of help this week. and on thursday i'm in charge of training the new person. mwa hahaha.

for the 2 people on this earth i didn't talk to last night, i have decided to meet the parents at the birthday party with the obvious focus on his mom and not me. and attempt to avoid twenty questions with the family. this be the plan. and then i had nothing else to say. but wow, we're going to have four tellers. WOW?

* my new favorite phrase...one, two years late?
(** the footnotes, atleast in this style, i picked up from one good thing. it seems superior to my excessive use of parenthesis(although sometimes i prefer the parenthesis and per mare you don't have to scroll down but then sometimes it seems more like a footnote thing than a parenthesis thing so it's a toss up and all part of the colorful tapestry of life)
***per chris, he was very surprised and is convinced they are going to relocate me. THE HORROR!